I’ve been desperately waiting for this moment for what feels like an eternity, dear readers. THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE red carpet shitstorm has begun, and it’s time to start squeeing over Katniss and Effie in couture.
The bitching train is leaving the station, dear readers.
Welcome, dear readers, to your fabulous red carpet recap.
The starlets are strutting down the street, sitting front row at the shows, and partying their rich little asses off. It’s New York fucking Fashion Week, dear readers.
The stars are awaiting your judgment, dear readers. And it’s a crime to keep a diva waiting.
It’s Jennifer Lawrence. It’s the September issue of Vogue. Do I really need to sell you on something that’s already that amazing, dear readers?
Let’s roll out the red carpet, dear readers!
Start your Sunday morning off right with some fabulous red carpet predictions, dear readers.
The bitchfest continues with another score of starlets to judge.
It’s time for a trip down the red carpet, dear readers.
The Democracy Diva 