Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
The wait is over! Let the Sweet 16 finally begin!
The internet gods have smiled upon us all! My wifi is back, and Round 2 can finally begin.
The second bracket is ready, and it’s your turn to judge.