Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Let’s finish this shit up.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
And we’re back.
BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.