You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Let’s take a leisurely stroll through the Resort 2015 collections, dear readers. I’ll give you my predictions for who will wear what and why. All you need to do is pour yourself another cup of coffee and enjoy the pretty.