Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s keep the party going.
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Let’s hit the red carpet – it’s awards season, bitches.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.