Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.