It’s Sunday morning, I’m exhausted from my first week of being a real person in a very long time, and there’s an ungodly amount of fashion to get through. There is no better recipe for complete and utter bitchery, dear readers.
It’s been a long week. You deserve a nice, judgmental vacation.
There’s so much judging to do, dear readers.
And now, I bring you the final batch of fabulous red carpet predictions.
Let’s take a leisurely stroll through the Resort 2015 collections, dear readers. I’ll give you my predictions for who will wear what and why. All you need to do is pour yourself another cup of coffee and enjoy the pretty.
We’ve discussed couples and models; the basic bitches, and the best dressed. But the Met Gala isn’t officially over until we’ve trashed the event’s most terrible styles.
Models stormed the Met Gala in droves, demanding to be loved by the fashion industry.
Emma Stone continues to dominate all known universes in the latest installment of Shit Famous People Wore This Week.
Celebrities keep wearing things. The Diva keeps judging them.
The Democracy Diva 