Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.
Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.