The Month in Celebrity Fashion, Part II: Movie Stars

Welcome to Part II of your recap of the best and worst in this month’s celebrity fashion.

ABBIE CORNISH

Abbie Cornish in Amanda Wakeley

YUM. Killing it. This is how Kate Winslet should always dress. Great color, great draping, and unlike most red carpet gowns, great support for the ta-tas.

ANNA KENDRICK

Anna Kendrick in Vivienne Westwood

The dress is cute and the shoes are cute, but this is so not working for me. A real smile probably could have helped.

ASHLEY TISDALE

Ashley Tisdale in Farah Angsana

A little dumb, but it is a Sharpay event, so she’s semi-obligated to go very girly. To me, it looks like they forced her into something sweet and ruffled and youthful when she’d rather be wearing something with a bit more oomph.

DIANE KRUGER

Diane Kruger

I hate rompers, but boy, would I kill for those shoes.

DREW BARRYMORE

Drew Barrymore in Chanel

I just don’t understand why anyone who can afford constant hair-care would allow their hair color to get so fucking out of control. Also, she looks like she was dressed by an elderly former Vegas showgirl.

EMMA ROBERTS

Emma Roberts in Chanel

Cute, but I’m a bit over this tweed-and-fringe Chanel dress. Great color, though.

EMMA STONE

Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton

The look on her face really sums up how I feel. This is just a mess, and the tranny makeup isn’t helping.

Emma Stone in Lanvin

Finally! I know it’s her natural hair color, but I think it really only works when she’s in minimal makeup and a simple, classic look.

EMMY ROSSUM

Emmy Rossum in Derek Lam

Cute and chic.

Emmy Rossum in Amanda Wakeley

A little too mature for her. It ages her a bit, and the hair and makeup don’t help that.

Emmy Rossum in Yves Saint Laurent

This is what you see when you look up “hot disaster” in the dictionary. The makeup is beyond whorish, the dress is embarrassingly ill-fitting, and the accessories are all wrong.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD

Evan Rachel Wood in Elie Saab

A gorgeous color dress, but not for her skin tone. It makes her look a bit sickly.

GWYNETH PALTROW

Gwyneth Paltrow in Bottega Veneta

This dress could be cute, if it weren’t for those ridiculously distracting booties, which are just not working.

HALLE BERRY

Halle Berry in Emilio Pucci

I hate Halle Berry and I hate Emilio Pucci. This dress explains why.

HELEN MIRREN

Helen Mirren in Alberta Ferretti

What a fierce, sassy old broad. Can you believe a woman over sixty can walk in those heels?

Helen Mirren in Lanvin

Killing it. No one does it better than Helen.

KATE BOSWORTH

Kate Bosworth in Topshop

A perfect daytime street style look. Love the shoes. But her hair needs some TLC.

KATE WINSLET

Kate Winslet

Does the sash really need to look like that? What a distraction from an otherwise cute look.

Kate Winslet in Stella McCartney

I can see why critics hated this look, but I’m obsessed. Daring and sexy, funky and bold, and the shoes were a stroke of genius. But that straight-from-the-gym hair is offensive.

MALIN AKERMAN

Malin Akerman in Rag & Bone

I hate this bitch, but the dress and shoes are pretty gorgeous.

Malin Akerman in Vivienne Westwood

That hair is hilariously bad, and that dress is beyond ill-fitting. Not all women can pull off Vivienne Westwood.

MIA WASIKOWSKA

Mia Wasikowska in Elie Saab couture

Very lovely, but she needs earrings and perhaps a bracelet.

MICHELLE WILLIAMS

Michelle Williams in Chanel

I’m pretty bored of her shtick. We get it – you’re a hipster.

MILLA JOVOVICH

Milla Jovovich in Red Valentino

Another dress that critics loathed but I can’t get enough of. I love a girl who goes for something unique. Yummy shoes, too.

NICOLE KIDMAN

Nicole Kidman in L’Wren Scott

Almost hilariously bad, even by Country Music Awards standards.

PENELOPE CRUZ

Penelope Cruz in L’Wren Scott

Lovely dress, but it does not flatter her at all. Penelope is a fox, so I’m not sure how she landed on a silhouette that makes her look anything less than delectable.

REBECCA HALL

Rebecca Hall in Yves Saint Laurent

Gorgeous. Belongs in Florence Welch’s closet.

REESE WITHERSPOON

Reese Witherspoon in Monique Lhuillier

Elle Woods got married, y’all! And wore this absolutely stunning pink Monique Lhuillier gown. So lovely and classy.

Reese Witherspoon in Marchesa

But even new brides can go funky and fun. Love this lacy LBD, but it could use a little necklace.

RENEE ZELLWEGER

Renee Zellweger in Tommy Hilfiger

I loathe her, but this coat is cute and her legs look great.

SHARON STONE

Sharon Stone in Christian Dior

Another old-ass broad absolutely killing it. Sharon Stone is still sex on a stick.

VANESSA HUDGENS

Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham

A fairly lovely dress, ruined by tacky, trashy jewelry. Cute hair, though.

Vanessa Hudgens in Catherine Malandrino

I love my fishnets as much as the next girl, but there’s a time and a place, and this ain’t it.

Vanessa Hudgens

She will really not let go of those fishnets and those heels, will she? Cute dress, though.

Vanessa Hudgens in Blu Moon

This is terrifyingly Lindsay Lohan. Seek help, Vanessa.

Vanessa Hudgens

Again, a semi-sweet dress ruined by disastrous accessories. The necklace, the purse, and is she wearing SOCKS with STRAPPY SHOES? I might faint.

Vanessa Hudgens in Blu Moon

Leave this look to Kesha, honey.

Vanessa Hudgens in Alberta Ferretti

Doesn’t fit her great, but at least when she’s not wearing tacky accessories, she can rock a gown.

ZOE SALDANA

Zoe Saldana in Valentino

Love the velvet and lace combo. Would have picked a different purse and possibly different shoes.

Zoe Saldana in Vivienne Westwood

This is a cocaine overdose waiting to happen.

© Democracy Diva, 2011

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