The starlets you’ve been dying to judge are here, darlings.  (By that I mean: this post contains Emma Watson.)

Are you ready for this?

Bask in the glory of Friday, fellow divas! 

And do your civic duty.

Your fifth bracket is ready to go, bitches. 

All that’s missing is your vote.

Come, dear readers, and experience the joy of democracy! 

Who’s the fabbest of them all?

The third bracket is open and it’s time to fucking judge. 

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE.

Four new brutal match-ups, and shit’s about to get WEIRD.

Do your civic duty.

That’s right, divas. March Fabness is finally here.

It’s the most fabulous time of the year!