Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s keep the party going.
What, you thought we were done?
Let’s finish this.
Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.