Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.