Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Let’s finish this.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.