Welcome back, my dears!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
It’s Oscar’s Day, everybody! Let’s recap the fashion at the Independent Spirit Awards and get ready for Hollywood’s prom tonight!