The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

What are you waiting for, dear readers?

Front Row at Paris Couture Fashion Week, Part 1

Let’s jet off to the Parisian Fall 2013 haute couture runway shows and start judging those lucky bitches in the front row!

Criticism is what we do best.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

There’s no rest for the bitchy, so grab another cup of coffee and let’s do this shit.

It’s judging time.

Red Carpet Predictions: Resort 2013, Part 2

It’s too fucking hot to leave the building (at least in the great humid swamp that is Washington, D.C.), so stay in the air conditioning and predict the future of the red carpet.

Are you ready, dear readers?

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled bitching hour!

Let’s dive in, dear readers.

Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair

“I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit-eaters,” Kristen says in her Vanity Fair interview, referencing fashion critics like myself. To prove to us all how little she cares about fashion, she pranced around in tens of thousands of dollars worth of couture lingerie in Paris to be photographed by one of the most famous fashion photographers on earth. Because that’s … not caring about fashion?

Whatevs. Let’s judge her.

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The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Welcome back, dear readers! Let’s check in on our favorite starlets.

And judge them harshly!

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2012 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Welcome to one of the least-fashionable red carpet events of the year! After the VMAs, the Movie Awards bring out the tackiest or dullest qualities in every star’s style.