Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
I know, I know, I’m late.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to Venice!
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.