Cannes 2017: amfAR Gala

Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.

Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Realness, Part 3

Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.

Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!

Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.

Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!

Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!

I know, I know, I’m late.

My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!

Welcome back to Venice!

Welcome back, motherfuckers!

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