You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.