SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
The first polls are open and it’s your turn to judge.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.
It’s been too damn long since we’ve done our regular weekly bitch-fest, dear readers.
Everyone in Hollywood is a magical fertility goddess.