Around the World with Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield

Two weeks. Ten cities. Three continents. We’ve seen all they’ve had to offer on the Spider-man press tour, and Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are exhausted, y’all.

I’ve had my say – now you get yours.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

Grab another cup of coffee and settle in for the long haul – you’ll need your energy for judging thin, rich bitches!

Let’s start critiquing.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

There’s no rest for the bitchy, so grab another cup of coffee and let’s do this shit.

It’s judging time.

Red Carpet Predictions: Resort 2013, Part 2

It’s too fucking hot to leave the building (at least in the great humid swamp that is Washington, D.C.), so stay in the air conditioning and predict the future of the red carpet.

Are you ready, dear readers?

2012 CFDA Fashion Awards Red Carpet

Imagine the Met Gala had a more funky, less formal little sister – that’s the CFDA Fashion Awards. The fashion industry’s hottest stars, designers, and models hit NYC to give awards to dubious fashion “icons” like Johnny Depp and the Olsen twins (who have inspired millions to look like homeless people and that’s apparently worth an award from the most prestigious institution of American fashion).