A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.)
Let’s take a vacation from our real world problems and look at some pretty dresses.
Round 1 continues with four new pairs of fabulous bitches to judge!
Darlings, let’s not waste time with niceties.
We all ate way too much while pretending to care about football this weekend, and judging burns calories.
