Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Life is tough this week. Make things a little easier with some fashion distractions.
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.