Who’s fab and who’s fugly this week?

ABIGAIL BRESLIN

Gorgeous! Wouldn’t have picked those nude shoes, but she’s looking lovely in her LWD.

The 1970s wide-legged high-waisted jumpsuit, plus the awful fake-blonde hair – it’s all looking very Lindsay Lohan, and I could not mean that in a worse way.

AMERICA FERRERA

Absolute perfection. What a beautiful dress.

AMY ADAMS

She couldn’t have picked a cuter out-on-the-town outfit. I’m fully obsessed with those shoes.

ANNA KENDRICK

Cute and sexy. Nice work for someone who has brought a whole lot of nutso to the red carpet lately.

I see where she was going with this one, but the outcome is a little bit of a hot disaster. Those weirdly-placed strips of fabric don’t do much for her figure. But her legs look phenomenal!

Oh, good. More nude dresses with nude shoes. Because, you know, we don’t see enough of that on the red carpet.

ANNA PAQUIN

Boring but lovely. Looks like something Hillary Swank would have worn to the Oscars around six years ago, but I mean that as a compliment.

BEYONCE

Love this dress, but it just seems like a really far cry from Beyonce’s style.

BLAKE LIVELY

In case you needed proof that Blake Lively is, in fact, beautiful beyond human – just look here. She’s a fucking mermaid.

BROOKLYN DECKER

Gorgeous dress, but that cock-eyed hair style is not working.

CHLOE SEVIGNY

Practically adorable compared to her usual shtick. I love a good 90s throwback. And I’d wear all these pieces (separately, not together).

CHRISTINA RICCI

Great color dress, but that hair is all kinds of sad looking.

CIARA

I wonder how many giant, tacky cheetahs had to die to make this dress.

DIANE KRUGER

Awful. I hate that pepto-bismol pink against her skin tone, I hate the aqua shoes, I hate the way the fabric is tucked in at the waist, I hate her highlights. Whew. That felt good.

Blech. She looks like a toilet brush.

DIANNA AGRON

I truly believe her stylists had a bet going to see how many completely fugly articles of clothing they could get Dianna to wear at once.

DITA VON TEESE

I’m happy she took a step outside her wheelhouse and wore something flowy and goddessy. But the combo of the flowy, floral print with the severe old Hollywood styling isn’t working. With the blood-red lipstick and nails, she looks like she’s styled and dressed for two different eras.

Would’ve been better with a black shoe.

EMMA ROBERTS

Sweet and lovely. I can’t resist a dress with black lace.

EMMA STONE

In the reflection, you can see how the fabric bunches strangely beneath the straps, and that small detail is ruining the whole thing for me. And the purse doesn’t match at all.

EVA LONGORIA

It’s cute, but I’d like it much better on Emma Watson.

EVA MENDES

Gorgeous. The color is amazing, and the lipstick matches so perfectly, it’s a little weird.

Sad, flimsy and forgettable. Like Eva Mendes’s career. WHOA! Low blow.

Oof. One of the uglier colors/prints I’ve seen on the red carpet. That green makes her look washed out, and it’s just not a pretty dress.

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