Welcome back to your slightly-less-than-weekly celebrity fashion recap!

GINNIFER GOODWIN

Gorgeous. I still hate that hair, but this is the best she’s ever looked. Love the shoes.

GWYNETH PALTROW

Didn’t we stop wearing gladiator sandals like, two years ago? Because they make feet look weird?

HAYDEN PANETTIERE

Here’s another one whose mom haircut is just killing me.

Finally, she doesn’t look like a cougar! It’s a miracle!

Actually, I love every piece of this outfit. The shoes are KILLER, the purse is funky, the dress is lovely and I’d die for that blazer.

HEIDI KLUM

I don’t know what the makeup is aboout, but I’m hoping there was a reason for it. Also, I’m pretty sure Heidi has this dress in every color.

HILARY SWANK

Gorgeous. If you’re going to wear pants on the red carpet, these are the ones to wear.

IMAN

You clearly need to be a supermodel to rock that shade of pink, especially against that red carpet. If it weren’t for the purse, I’d be drooling over this.

JENNIFER ANISTON

She finally wore a color! Too bad the dress is droopy, the cleavage is absurd, and the hair looks like it hasn’t seen shampoo in weeks.

JENNIFER HUDSON

Gorgeous. Girlfriend is really learning what works for her fabulous new body. I’m obsessed with this color on her.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

I completely give up on this one. She’s a lost cause.

This dress looks stapled together. All these panels and cut-outs are completely arbitrary and do nothing for a woman’s body. But the worst is yet to come – let’s take a side view:

HELLO, KIDS! I’M LATINA AND I’M NOT WEARING PANTIES!

I’m sorry, but whoever told her she could squeeze that big butt into those cut-outs should be fired.

But I love that all of the teen male audience members are holding back giggles while unabashedly staring at her booty.

JESSICA ALBA

Pregnancy does not give you the right to wear a leather motorcycle VEST.

JESSICA SIMPSON

This look is over, but for Jessica, just looking sober is an accomplishment.

KATE HUDSON

It’s a lot of look, but it’s stylish and unique and gives her bump plenty of room to breathe!

Beautiful. Best she’s looked in years. The color is amazing, the detailed bodice is lovely, and most importantly, it looks pretty comfy for a woman in her third trimester.

KATE MIDDLETON

Our favorite new princess rocked another McQueen gown to her wedding reception. This woman can officially do no wrong.

Cute dress, and that color is perfect on her.

KATIE HOLMES

Cute skirt, killer shoes. Best she’s looked in ages.

KATY PERRY

I sometimes think Katy just wears shit like this to annoy me.

KELLY OSBOURNE

Oh, lord. I’m sorry, but she looks like Miss Piggy in a whore’s lipstick and a slutty professor’s blazer.

KELLY RIPA

I swear, this woman gets younger every day. And that dress is super-sweet.

KERRY WASHINGTON

It’s not easy to pull off a tie-dyed gown in a stiff fabric, but Kerry is managing. Not a look I’d go for, but it’s a risk and her cocktail ring is fabulous.

No. This is a kimono, not a red carpet gown.

She seems a little too classy for this look – she looks sexy as hell, I’m just surprised to see her in something

KESHA

It looks like Snooki and Lindsay Lohan had a crack-and-glitter addicted baby.

KRISTEN WIGG

Cute dress, but it’s a little dirty-dishwasher. It’ d be better in a stronger color, with more dramatic hair.

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