Welcome back to your slightly-less-than-weekly celebrity fashion recap!
Gorgeous. I still hate that hair, but this is the best she’s ever looked. Love the shoes.
Didn’t we stop wearing gladiator sandals like, two years ago? Because they make feet look weird?
Here’s another one whose mom haircut is just killing me.
Finally, she doesn’t look like a cougar! It’s a miracle!
Actually, I love every piece of this outfit. The shoes are KILLER, the purse is funky, the dress is lovely and I’d die for that blazer.
I don’t know what the makeup is aboout, but I’m hoping there was a reason for it. Also, I’m pretty sure Heidi has this dress in every color.
Gorgeous. If you’re going to wear pants on the red carpet, these are the ones to wear.
You clearly need to be a supermodel to rock that shade of pink, especially against that red carpet. If it weren’t for the purse, I’d be drooling over this.
She finally wore a color! Too bad the dress is droopy, the cleavage is absurd, and the hair looks like it hasn’t seen shampoo in weeks.
Gorgeous. Girlfriend is really learning what works for her fabulous new body. I’m obsessed with this color on her.
I completely give up on this one. She’s a lost cause.
This dress looks stapled together. All these panels and cut-outs are completely arbitrary and do nothing for a woman’s body. But the worst is yet to come – let’s take a side view:
HELLO, KIDS! I’M LATINA AND I’M NOT WEARING PANTIES!
I’m sorry, but whoever told her she could squeeze that big butt into those cut-outs should be fired.
But I love that all of the teen male audience members are holding back giggles while unabashedly staring at her booty.
Pregnancy does not give you the right to wear a leather motorcycle VEST.
This look is over, but for Jessica, just looking sober is an accomplishment.
It’s a lot of look, but it’s stylish and unique and gives her bump plenty of room to breathe!
Beautiful. Best she’s looked in years. The color is amazing, the detailed bodice is lovely, and most importantly, it looks pretty comfy for a woman in her third trimester.
Our favorite new princess rocked another McQueen gown to her wedding reception. This woman can officially do no wrong.
Cute dress, and that color is perfect on her.
Cute skirt, killer shoes. Best she’s looked in ages.
I sometimes think Katy just wears shit like this to annoy me.
Oh, lord. I’m sorry, but she looks like Miss Piggy in a whore’s lipstick and a slutty professor’s blazer.
I swear, this woman gets younger every day. And that dress is super-sweet.
It’s not easy to pull off a tie-dyed gown in a stiff fabric, but Kerry is managing. Not a look I’d go for, but it’s a risk and her cocktail ring is fabulous.
No. This is a kimono, not a red carpet gown.
She seems a little too classy for this look – she looks sexy as hell, I’m just surprised to see her in something
It looks like Snooki and Lindsay Lohan had a crack-and-glitter addicted baby.
Cute dress, but it’s a little dirty-dishwasher. It’ d be better in a stronger color, with more dramatic hair.
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