Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Posts by:democracydiva
Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Met Gala 2017: Underwhelming Models
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Met Gala 2017: Well… Almost!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Met Gala 2017: Rules & Regulations
Before we begin the judging, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.
March Fabness 2017: And the winner is…
Are you ready to meet your champion?
Janelle vs. Lupita: March Fabness 2017 FINALS
It all comes down to this.









