A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.