Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
What, you thought we were done?.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.