Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.
It’s been too damn long since we’ve done our regular weekly bitch-fest, dear readers.
The stars party on Monday; we judge them on Friday. That’s the way of the world, dear readers.
Your second of six (!) installments of this season’s red carpet predictions is HERE, bitches.