Ring in the new year with some fresh-faced fabulous brought to you by the Girl of the Moment, thirteen-year-old Elle Fanning.
There’s an endless stream of starlets to be judged and outfits to be torn apart.
As Hollywood’s hottest stars pat themselves on the backs for being just so fabulous, let’s knock them down a peg with our judgmental bitchery.
I know you’ve missed your weekly fashion recaps, dear readers, so grab your snuggie and a cappuccino.
We’re in the home stretch of skinny bitches in runway tents.