It’s Sunday morning, I’m exhausted from my first week of being a real person in a very long time, and there’s an ungodly amount of fashion to get through. There is no better recipe for complete and utter bitchery, dear readers.
Ms. Kruger leads the pack yet again in your regularly-scheduled red carpet bitch-fest.
This week, the stars party in London and hit up fashion shows all over the world. Because they can.
Time to hit the red carpet, dear readers.
The fabbest party at the Cannes Film Festival is waiting for you, dear readers.
Before we get to Cannes’ annual amfAR Gala, let’s finish judging the fashion from the festival’s hottest premieres and parties.
Cate Blanchett steals the top spot yet again, because she is a fucking royal elf and you just can’t beat that shit.
Fuck the work week. Let’s hit the French Riviera.
Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.
The Democracy Diva 