The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Taylor Swift is ready and waiting for you to judge her. 

TAYLOR SWIFT in New York City
gown by Monique Lhuillier, shoes by Casadei

Photo: Johns PKI/Splash News

Get ready, dear readers, because we’ve got a metric shit-ton of Swift to get through. Miss Taylor started things off with a bang in this absolutely glorious two-tone Monique Lhuillier number. Her shoes could be more impressive, but this silhouette is fantastic on her statuesque frame. The matching lipstick and subtle cat-eyes are perfection.

TAYLOR SWIFT in New York City
top and skirt by H&M, purse by Prada, shoes by Elie Saab

Photo: NCP/Star Max/GC

There is only one word to describe this outfit, and that word is YAAAAAAAAS.

TAYLOR SWIFT on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
dress by Bec & Bridge, shoes by Prada

Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty

I need this dress in my life.

TAYLOR SWIFT in New York City
dress by Jonathan Simkhai, purse by Prada, shoes by Bionda Castana

Photo: Raymond Hall/GC

Raise your hand if you have ever carried a purse on that part of your arm when it actually had anything inside of it. Anyone? This is how you hold a purse when you’re shopping and see a fabulous bag that you can’t afford and need to pose with it in front of the mirror for a full minute before sadly putting it back and walking away.

ODEYA RUSH in New York City
gown by Georges Hobeika

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

Meet Odeya Rush. (No, this is not Mila Kunis on stilts.) Odeya will be your new It Girl for the next untold number of months. And I will support that, as long as she keeps wearing dresses as gorgeous as this one.

dress by Michael van der Ham

Photo: Daniel Robertson/Startraks

I am obsessed with this outfit. Those squiggly embellishments shouldn’t work, but somehow, they do. I think it’s the knit texture of the dress that really sells this look. Also, that is the exact hair color I want, but can never seem to achieve.

shoulder purse by Roger Vivier, tote by Givenchy


EMERGENCY: Someone get me an olive green satin bomber jacket STAT. This is not a drill.

CHLOË MORETZ in San Mateo, California
blouse and pants by Jonathan Saunders, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Photo: Steve Jennings/WireImage

Totally fabulous for a working woman; a little bit silly on a famous teenager. Also, are her pants and the floor made of the same material?

KERRY WASHINGTON in Brentwood, California
dress by Parker, purse by Prada, shoes by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Splash News

Ah, the perfect little white dress for summer. It’s like a breath of fresh air. And the accessories are divine. Also, didn’t she have a baby, like, an hour and a half ago? What demon did she sell her soul to, that she already looks this good?

dress by Chloé, purse and shoes by Jimmy Choo

Photo: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

My favorite thing Peggy has worn in AGES. The color and shape are just darling on her, and the shoes are sexy as hell. Hair and makeup have never looked better.

ALI LARTER in New York City
top and skirt by Christian Siriano, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: FameFlynet

It’s almost aggressively girly, but I have to say, it works on her. I love the length of the sleeves, and of course a matching pair of “Nudist” sandals is now basically the required accessory for every celebrity ever.

EMMY ROSSUM in Los Angeles
skirt by Carolina Herrera, purse by Kate Spade, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: Mefoto/Splash News

Emmy is also on the “Nudist” train, pairing her sandals with a sort of cloud-printed skirt that looks like it was designed just for her. The hot pink envelope clutch is a LOT of fun.

dress by French Connection, purse by Roland Mouret, shoes by Chloé

Photo: Gonzalo/Bauer-Griffin/GC

Reese Witherspoon continues to strut around Beverly Hills wearing every sundress we could ever want to wear, ever, just to make us jealous. It’s not even fair.

JESSICA ALBA in New York City
skirt by Katharine Kidd, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti

Photo: Bennett Raglin/Getty

Full-on obsessed with the tuxedo jacket, but the proportions of this skirt are nuts. And I am so not a fan of those shoes.

JESSICA ALBA in New York City
dress by Antonio Berardi, shoes by Brian Atwood

Photo: Christopher Peterson/Splash News

Even the chauffeur standing behind her is all, “Girl, what tacky-ass prom queen did you steal those shoes from?”

NINA DOBREV in Los Angeles
dress by Zuhair Murad, purse and shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo

Photo: Tommaso Boddi/WireImage

This dress is as overworked as whoever schedules meaningless red carpet appearances for Jessica Alba.

AUBREY PLAZA in Los Angeles
dress by Valentino

Photo: Valerie Macon/Getty

The dress is gorgeous – the long version of it was my red carpet prediction for Fan Bingbing – but the “Why yes, my husband is running for Congress!” hair and makeup are a serious problem.

HEIDI KLUM in New York City
suit by Roberto Cavalli

Photo: Daniel Zuchnik/WireImage

I want to like it, because Heidi is FINALLY giving her wardrobe a break from the trifecta of short, tight, and shiny. But I just feel so “meh” about it. Maybe it’s the length, or the fact that everyone and their mother has worn a 1970s-inspired suit in the last year, and most of them have done it way better than this.

KATIE HOLMES in New York City
dress by Zac Posen

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

Katie Holmes’s wardrobe is about as underwhelming as Katie Holmes’s acting.

gown by Emilio Pucci

Photo: Allen Berezovsky/Getty

In the immortal words of Cher Horowitz’s dad, “IT LOOKS LIKE UNDERWEAR!”

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