New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!