Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Get in, losers.
Fashion’s biggest stars bared it all at the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. (Seriously. We’ll be getting a bit NSFW up in here, if the above image didn’t already give that away.)