Cannes 2017: Let the festival begin!

Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!

Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures

A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.

Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..

I know, I know, I’m late.

Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.

My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!

Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.

Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.

What, you thought we were done?.

The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.

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