Met Gala 2015: The Basic Bitches

I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?

Let’s get basic.

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Met Gala 2015: The Models

Welcome to Fashion Prom!

Are you ready to party?

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2015 Academy Awards, Part 1

Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!

Let’s judge them.

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2015 Golden Globes After-Parties

And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.

It’s party time.

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2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 3

Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.

We’re almost there.

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2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 2

Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.

You ready?

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2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 1

Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.

Let’s do this.

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2015 People’s Choice Awards

Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.

Are you ready?