Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
2016 Oscars After-Parties: Part 3
Let’s finish this.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Press Tour, Part 1
BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
2015 Venice Film Festival, Part 1
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
2015 Golden Globes After-Parties
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 1
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.
2014 American Music Awards
The AMAs were last weekend, and we have yet to discuss the assorted fashion disasters that music’s icons bestowed upon us.
2014 Toronto Film Festival, Part 1
Things are heating up in Toronto, and the stars are just waiting for us to judge them using references to beloved literary characters.
2014 MTV Video Music Awards
The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!