Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 1
What, you thought we were done?
2018 Oscars, Part 3
Let’s finish this damn thing.
2018 SAG Awards, Part 3
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
2018 Critics’ Choice Awards, Part 2
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
2018 Golden Globes, Part 3
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Fabness, Part 2
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
2015 Cannes amfAR Gala
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!