Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Welcome back, bitches!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.