Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
What, you thought we were done?
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Welcome back, my dears!
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?