2016 Critics’ Choice Awards

Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.

2015 Golden Globes, Part 2

Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!

Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.

Let’s finish this goddamn thing.

Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.

Welcome back to Celebrity Style Prediction HQ!

MAN CANDY: THE RED CARPET TOUR. Now featuring bonus ab gifs.

Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!

I hope you’re ready for a metric shit-ton of models in terrible outfits.

Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.

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