Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
It’s been too damn long since we’ve done our regular weekly bitch-fest, dear readers.