“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Fashion’s biggest stars bared it all at the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. (Seriously. We’ll be getting a bit NSFW up in here, if the above image didn’t already give that away.)
Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.)