2018 SAG Awards, Part 3

Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!

Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.

Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!

The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.

BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.

New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)

Time to head to Paris. (And Rome. Apparently you’re allowed to have couture shows outside France? Who knew?)

Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!

It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.

This bracket is already breaking my heart, you guys.

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