Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
What, you thought we were done?.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome back, bitches!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Life is tough this week. Make things a little easier with some fashion distractions.
BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!