Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Welcome back, my dears!
Let’s finish this shit up.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to Cannes!