Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome back, bitches!
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.