“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.