Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
I hope you’re ready for a metric shit-ton of models in terrible outfits.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?