Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
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2017 Grammy Awards
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
2017 SAG Awards, Part 3
I know, I know, I’m late.
2017 SAG Awards, Part 1
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
2016 MTV VMAs
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
Cannes 2016: amfAR Gala
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
2016 Cannes Film Festival, Part 3
Okay, so Cannes has been over for like a hundred years. I’ve been busy, divas. (Also, it’s Game of Thrones season and I’m blogging that over at Snark Squad.) But it’s never too late for judgment!
2016 Cannes Film Festival, Part 1
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
2016 Met Gala: Basic Bitches
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
2016 Oscars After-Parties: Part 3
Let’s finish this.
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