Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
I know, I know, I’m late.
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Let’s finish this.